Legenda Fratrum, Pars XIX

Sometimes Brother Amadeus' mouth outran his brain, leading to statements such as:

"The Virgin Queen was about as much a virgin as you or I!" (spoken during a retreat he gave to a group of nuns).

and

"We should fill our holes with soap." (try swapping a few letters).

and

"Let us pray for the poor souls condemned unjustly to Purgatory."