Soliloquy in an International Cloister

Watch your step as Brother Lawrence takes you inside the monastery walls of a five hundred year-old international order. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you had ignored your hormones and joined the monastery.

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17 August 2008

Captain's log 2222.1

If you're like me, you like to pretend you are Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise while you are sitting on the porcelain throne.

Captain's log. I have ordered Sulu to lay in a course for Sewer Treatment Plant One, warp factor 2. We are to rendevous with a delegation from Turdania 3 to discuss the peace treaty....

Image my immense delight to find a toilet worthy of the great Kirk himself in my bathroom in Okinawa!



4 Comments:

Anonymous On a limb with Claudia said...

You are indeed a man who knows how to live. Captain Kirk indeed. I'm glad you still find joy in the small and big things in life.

17 August, 2008 12:51  
Blogger Wicked Step Mother said...

You are quite possibly the strangest person I know! Which is, as you know, saying a lot!!!!

20 August, 2008 21:14  
Blogger BroLo said...

Uh, thanks, Wicked? Can't wait to hear your take on the big convention coming to your town. Let me know what you think.

23 August, 2008 03:01  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Hmmm, I had no idea that Captain Kirk had composed "Ode To a Grecian Urn."

23 August, 2008 05:53  

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