Captain's log 2222.1
If you're like me, you like to pretend you are Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise while you are sitting on the porcelain throne.
Captain's log. I have ordered Sulu to lay in a course for Sewer Treatment Plant One, warp factor 2. We are to rendevous with a delegation from Turdania 3 to discuss the peace treaty....
Image my immense delight to find a toilet worthy of the great Kirk himself in my bathroom in Okinawa!
4 Comments:
You are indeed a man who knows how to live. Captain Kirk indeed. I'm glad you still find joy in the small and big things in life.
You are quite possibly the strangest person I know! Which is, as you know, saying a lot!!!!
Uh, thanks, Wicked? Can't wait to hear your take on the big convention coming to your town. Let me know what you think.
Hmmm, I had no idea that Captain Kirk had composed "Ode To a Grecian Urn."
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