Soliloquy in an International Cloister

Watch your step as Brother Lawrence takes you inside the monastery walls of a five hundred year-old international order. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you had ignored your hormones and joined the monastery.

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Location: Rome, Italy

13 February 2013

Idle speculations

Now that the shock of the Pope's resignation is wearing off, many have turned to speculating on who the next Pope will be. I find it much more entertaining to speculate on what name the next Pope will choose for himself. I am hoping for something with a little more pizzazz than the dreary old names of our recent pontiffs. Here is my top ten wish list of papal names:

10. Pope Dwayne I
9. Pope Sicle I
8. Pope LeRoi I
7. Pope Tex I
6. Pope Alfalfa I
5. Pope Elton I
4. Pope Darth I
3. Pope Shaquan I
2. Pope Elvis I
1. Pope Thor I



Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Those are all quite wonderful. I hope your influence is great. The new Pontiff should also consider a blues name, perhaps something like Paraplegic Melon Stpeterson. Or a rap name like P. Popey or 50Million.

Keep up the good work, Brolo. Remember, behind every good Pope is a good brother looking out for his good name.

27 February, 2013 05:45  

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