Captain's log 2222.1

If you're like me, you like to pretend you are Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise while you are sitting on the porcelain throne.

Captain's log. I have ordered Sulu to lay in a course for Sewer Treatment Plant One, warp factor 2. We are to rendevous with a delegation from Turdania 3 to discuss the peace treaty....

Image my immense delight to find a toilet worthy of the great Kirk himself in my bathroom in Okinawa!