Idle speculations

Now that the shock of the Pope's resignation is wearing off, many have turned to speculating on who the next Pope will be. I find it much more entertaining to speculate on what name the next Pope will choose for himself. I am hoping for something with a little more pizzazz than the dreary old names of our recent pontiffs. Here is my top ten wish list of papal names:

10. Pope Dwayne I
9. Pope Sicle I
8. Pope LeRoi I
7. Pope Tex I
6. Pope Alfalfa I
5. Pope Elton I
4. Pope Darth I
3. Pope Shaquan I
2. Pope Elvis I
1. Pope Thor I