Soliloquy in an International Cloister

Watch your step as Brother Lawrence takes you inside the monastery walls of a five hundred year-old international order. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you had ignored your hormones and joined the monastery.

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30 July 2006

I'm tempted...

to get one of those blow-up dolls and take it to bed with me—after I've filled it with water and put it in the freezer for a few hours. I'll call her Sant'Artica.
"You can be on top every night, you naughty girl!"

21 Comments:

Anonymous Moobs said...

Hot there too ay?

Just make sure you don't snap your popsicle.

31 July, 2006 00:13  
Blogger kim said...

*giggles*

31 July, 2006 03:54  
Anonymous pog said...

If she gets a bit boring, I'm told you can also get blow-up sheep, BroLo. Lost sheep and all that being in the scriptures, so I'm told.
*sniggers*

31 July, 2006 09:21  
Anonymous nikki said...

first time reader here. oh my gosh, i just spit my diet coke all over my desk. hilarious! (esp. for a 12 year catholic school girl!)

31 July, 2006 14:10  
Anonymous Open Grove Claudia said...

It must be so hot there. Are you sleeping in the basement yet?

31 July, 2006 20:58  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

LOL - so glad I stopped by.

31 July, 2006 23:52  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Thanks for the advice, Moobs. Sounds like the voice of experience.
Pog: too much hair. I like mine clean shaven.
Nikki: Belgian Waffle has agreed to buy new keyboards for those who ruin theirs reading this blog.
Claudia: Nope, not yet. I'm offering up my sufferings for the poor souls in purgatory.
Dirty: Come on back now, ya hear.

01 August, 2006 02:29  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

The other girls brought me here too. *points at nikki and dirty* They know all the cool blogs. *pops bubble gum*

02 August, 2006 14:16  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Welcome, Christina. I took a peek at your blog. Good stuff.

02 August, 2006 18:57  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

I'll only cop to it if Christina behaves herself...otherwise I know nothing.

02 August, 2006 23:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No blow-up dolls for my sister's priest- he got the real thing...my sister:)
Caused quite a stir in the community...they're now happily married!!

03 August, 2006 04:07  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Anon: In our circles, your sister would be called a "chalice chipper."

03 August, 2006 04:21  
Blogger Nikki said...

Christina, what have I told you about popping your gum?

Go spit it out. Remember your manners. (smacks you on the back of the head). He's a monk for crying out loud. I should have never shown you that link (wink).

Brolo, I'm so sorry, she should know better.

Great blog Brolo.

I do hope you don't mind my....uh...picture.

03 August, 2006 15:07  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Don't worry, Nikki. I see several of those around here every day. {Flash of lightning. Crack of thunder.} Oops.

03 August, 2006 16:30  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

She's so abusive. I'm a preacher's wife and everything too! Hmmmfp!Isn't there some penance or something she should be doing? *smirks at nikki*

She made me swallow my gum.

03 August, 2006 16:42  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Nikki, Christina: How about a nice mud wrestling match between the two of you to settle this?

04 August, 2006 02:55  
Blogger Nikki said...

(spits spitball at Christina) - that's for asking about penance.

Um, no mud wrestling thank you.

But could you recommend a spa that has good mud?

I need a facial mud pack.

04 August, 2006 15:16  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

See? See!! Spitballs. So mature. *rolls eyes and fishes one out of her hair*

Mud? Hell, oops, HECK no! Last time she broke one of my nails and I was cleaning mud out of my ears for weeks. Evil woman....

04 August, 2006 16:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In your circles, would my BIL be "The Chipped Chalice?"...LOL

04 August, 2006 16:53  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Is it a breach of ones chastity vow if the partner is plastic?

I know it's rude, but I was just wondering since you um, brought it up.

07 August, 2006 01:42  
Blogger Br. Lawrence said...

Hearts: As long as you don't rubber.

09 August, 2006 16:11  

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