I'm tempted...
to get one of those blow-up dolls and take it to bed with me—after I've filled it with water and put it in the freezer for a few hours. I'll call her Sant'Artica.
"You can be on top every night, you naughty girl!"
"You can be on top every night, you naughty girl!"
posted by BroLo | 7/30/2006 09:38:00 PM
21 Comments:
Hot there too ay?
Just make sure you don't snap your popsicle.
*giggles*
If she gets a bit boring, I'm told you can also get blow-up sheep, BroLo. Lost sheep and all that being in the scriptures, so I'm told.
*sniggers*
first time reader here. oh my gosh, i just spit my diet coke all over my desk. hilarious! (esp. for a 12 year catholic school girl!)
It must be so hot there. Are you sleeping in the basement yet?
LOL - so glad I stopped by.
Thanks for the advice, Moobs. Sounds like the voice of experience.
Pog: too much hair. I like mine clean shaven.
Nikki: Belgian Waffle has agreed to buy new keyboards for those who ruin theirs reading this blog.
Claudia: Nope, not yet. I'm offering up my sufferings for the poor souls in purgatory.
Dirty: Come on back now, ya hear.
The other girls brought me here too. *points at nikki and dirty* They know all the cool blogs. *pops bubble gum*
Welcome, Christina. I took a peek at your blog. Good stuff.
I'll only cop to it if Christina behaves herself...otherwise I know nothing.
No blow-up dolls for my sister's priest- he got the real thing...my sister:)
Caused quite a stir in the community...they're now happily married!!
Anon: In our circles, your sister would be called a "chalice chipper."
Christina, what have I told you about popping your gum?
Go spit it out. Remember your manners. (smacks you on the back of the head). He's a monk for crying out loud. I should have never shown you that link (wink).
Brolo, I'm so sorry, she should know better.
Great blog Brolo.
I do hope you don't mind my....uh...picture.
Don't worry, Nikki. I see several of those around here every day. {Flash of lightning. Crack of thunder.} Oops.
She's so abusive. I'm a preacher's wife and everything too! Hmmmfp!Isn't there some penance or something she should be doing? *smirks at nikki*
She made me swallow my gum.
Nikki, Christina: How about a nice mud wrestling match between the two of you to settle this?
(spits spitball at Christina) - that's for asking about penance.
Um, no mud wrestling thank you.
But could you recommend a spa that has good mud?
I need a facial mud pack.
See? See!! Spitballs. So mature. *rolls eyes and fishes one out of her hair*
Mud? Hell, oops, HECK no! Last time she broke one of my nails and I was cleaning mud out of my ears for weeks. Evil woman....
In your circles, would my BIL be "The Chipped Chalice?"...LOL
Is it a breach of ones chastity vow if the partner is plastic?
I know it's rude, but I was just wondering since you um, brought it up.
Hearts: As long as you don't rubber.
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