Legenda Fratrum, Pars II
Brother X introduces himself to a busy, new parish volunteer....
Bro. X: Hi, I'm Brother X.
Mrs. Y: Hi, Brother. I'm Mrs. Y. I'm copulating this evening.
Bro. X: {cough cough} Umm... I... umm.... What?
Mrs. Y: Copulating. I'm copulating this evening.
Bro. X: That's umm.... Well, I mean, umm.... Oh.
Mrs. Y (more slowly): You know, on children's religious education night, one of us is in charge of making photocopies for the teachers. I am copy lady this evening.
Bro. X: Hi, I'm Brother X.
Mrs. Y: Hi, Brother. I'm Mrs. Y. I'm copulating this evening.
Bro. X: {cough cough} Umm... I... umm.... What?
Mrs. Y: Copulating. I'm copulating this evening.
Bro. X: That's umm.... Well, I mean, umm.... Oh.
Mrs. Y (more slowly): You know, on children's religious education night, one of us is in charge of making photocopies for the teachers. I am copy lady this evening.
posted by BroLo | 4/23/2006 02:26:00 AM
6 Comments:
this is what you get for calling yourself Brother X. She probably thought you were called Brother Sex and somewhere there's a blogpost from a volunteer describing an embarrassing incident with a Brother...
I presume that if education night is once a month she was also menstruating.
Heather: I suppose people hear what they want to hear.
Moobs: That will be 3 Our Father's, 3 Hail Mary's and 3 Glory Be's.
Tunnel vision ..?
They don't call it the ear canal for nuttin'.
Oh, good Lord. She must be the same woman who once told me, "My consensus of opinion is..." She also wanted to "corroborate" with me on a book.
I'm happy to know she's found gainful employment as a copulator.
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